Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high read more school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No space for wimps here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every inch of the ride.
- Ignore that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- That where the real pleasure is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, screaming trip.
You're not demanding. We’re just telling you the deal.
Guys: Please Get down with me This chick Fucking Now
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Delay around with Small talk, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Help! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- Maybe I Should Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Live My Life in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Get Hell Wild
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta crank it up and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will have you sweating.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a night to remember.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.